Alas, yes, I am the Dreadful N00b. Perhaps you've heard of me? I like to lurk in the shadows, linger in closets, and hide under beds, things like that.
Try to avoid hiding under beds after the subject of your stalking has eaten beans.
Anyhoo, I have come hoping to be able to join your little role-playing group. I have read and comprehend all of the rules, spent the past three or so days going back through the RPG in its entirety, and henceforth swear to be
If you'll have me, of course. ;)